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You will never forget me after reading this. Better yet, you will always remember me when doing this?

I have been wiping my ass for 63 years (albeit the first couple of years with assistance). I would consider this ass-wiping routine! My guess is that I do this (ass -wiping) at least once a day. Needless to say, I am pretty good at ass-wiping (I have never been in an ass-wiping competition).